public function spoofed_page() {

		$spoofed_page = array(
			'ID'                    => -1,
			'post_status'           => 'draft',
			'post_author'           => 1,
			'post_parent'           => 0,
			'post_type'             => 'page',
			'post_date'             => 0,
			'post_date_gmt'         => 0,
			'post_modified'         => 0,
			'post_modified_gmt'     => 0,
			'post_content'          => '',
			'post_title'            => $this->get_page_title(),
			'post_excerpt'          => '',
			'post_content_filtered' => '',
			'post_mime_type'        => '',
			'post_password'         => '',
			'post_name'             => '',
			'guid'                  => '',
			'menu_order'            => 0,
			'pinged'                => '',
			'to_ping'               => '',
			'ping_status'           => '',
			'comment_status'        => 'closed',
			'comment_count'         => 0,
		);

		return ( object ) $spoofed_page;
	}